pits-of-peryite asked:
I do not apologize for using your internetBut could you use it for something better than DDO?
Tracks
nightreign1011 asked:
Well ive learned more about your history so I have one question which sheogorath are you are the hero of kvatch one or the jygglag oneNeither.
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
Lord Sheogorath who do you like more - dark seducers or golden saints?What? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? It’s like asking a parent to choose between their children!
Golden Saints
deviant art isn’t working for me either Y_Y
THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANT
Why do I find making google translate swear so funny
because you’re a sociopath
So when you take the cap off a bottle, are you ‘decapitating’ it?
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Baby Shower!
“Hm…” he checked a book entitled CHILDREN I AM GODFATHERING/GRANDPAING and found that it was empty, “Yes!”
“so since you told me the gender, I decided to name him mikau” she said, then started randomly eating peppers out of a bag
“Good name, good name,” Sheo grinned at her new dietary habits, “Ah, pregnancy cravings. One of my best inventions, if I do say so myself.”
Baby Shower!
Alice tilted her head, not knowing what the mad god was doing
Suddenly and without warning (which is a bit of a redundant statement, come to think of it,) Sheo poked her with a loud “ZAP!” noise, which he actually just sort of yelled. Then, he smiled.
“There you go!” he grinned, “I gave-th him my two favorite gifts!”
“oh it’s a him?” Alice said with a smile “so what did ya give him”
“Creativity and madness! More of one than the other but… I can’t remember which,” he shrugged, “either way, he shall be GLORIOUS! And yes, he. I have seen it, so shall it be, and blah blah blah… Godliness. You know what I’m saying.”
“hazah!” Alice said “oh master sheo, just a question, would you like to me the babys godfather/ grandpa thing?”
“Hm…” he checked a book entitled CHILDREN I AM GODFATHERING/GRANDPAING and found that it was empty, “Yes!”
